GGGGGGRRRRRRAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!


Okay, last night I was in a rather sickeningly good mood, because I'd spent 10 hours talking, both electronically and in person, with one of the nicest guys I've ever met. I was basking in the fact that none of our conversation had been awkward, and that we have a lot in common. I was bouncing around in my little shell of joy, and getting ready for bed, when my roommate comes and informs me that she has invited a young gentleman that she had just met to spend the night in our room.

Not really cool, I'm thinking, but I say okay, because otherwise he has nowhere else to go. It wasn't hi fault that my neighbor hadn't planned ahead enough so that all of his bajillion guests this weekend could have sleeping space. I was frustrated that she would invite him without consulting me, but whatever, that was another issue.

The young man was named Zach, and Shoshi assures me that he would stay in her bed, WITH HER, but there would be no "hanky-panky," and that I shouldn't worry. This is at 2:30 in the morning.

They then come into my room, and proceed to talk with my buddy Arreon until 4:00 am about Les Mis. They sang their favorite songs. They gushed. I HATE that show, especially at 4am.
I also didn't feel comfortable listening to my sleep mix with a stranger in the room, so it took me a while to go to sleep, but once I fell asleep, I was out like a light. Thank god...

So, this morning, I asked "So, how was your night?"

Shoshi looks at me in terror. "Oh god, were you awake?"

I say "... No... I sleep very soundly..."

She looks relieved. "Oh good, then we weren't too noisy... I didn't want to wake you up, but I really didn't want to go to the woods."

Realization hits me like a frozen frying pan. EWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwww....

I had put in our roommate contract, and Shoshi had agreed, that there would be no sex taking place when both roommates are in the room. It was bad enough when I was in the room and saw her **edit for graphic content** at the beginning of the semester, but this was beyond the pale. I'm kicking her out of the room. She has broken our contract.

At least they couldn't have been having too good a time, if they didn't wake me up. That's my one consolation...

This was my mood before finding out:
Fabrizio:
Vuoi fare una passeggiata con me?

Clara:
Cosa?

Fabrizio:
Do you want to make... to walking, to walking with me... on the road... in a circle?

Clara:
Si.

Fabrizio:
Bene!

Come with me
Walk with me
Waling in my city
Una passeggiata
You and I
See the faces
From the daytime
Talking in the evening
See the churches shining
See the sky

Now is
I am
Happiness
Never
I am
Unhappiness
Now is I am happiness
With you

Walk with me in the place that I know
La passeggiata

Now is
I am
Happiness
Never
I am
Unhappiness
Now is I am happiness
With you

Walk with me in the place that I know
La passeggiata

Ah...
Now is I am happiness with you
Walk with me in the place that I live from a child
The place that I know
La passeggiata

This is my mood now:

Pop, Six, Squish, Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz

She had it coming
She had it coming
She only had herself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

Pop, Six, Squish, Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz.